What You Can Expect From That’s So Perfect
If you want the midlife version of you to be defined as old and tired, with one foot in the grave, wrinkly knees and saggy boobs, one slip-and-fall from a nursing home, poor fashion sense, practical shoes and that classic grandma haircut (you know the one, really short with curls that came from sleeping on sponge rollers with a scarf tied around your head) – then That’s So Perfect is NOT for you. We wish you all the best in your endeavors – no judgement here. However, if you want the midlife version of you that is best described as fit, feral and fabulous – a woman who is queen of her universe, who doesn’t care what other people think, who knows exactly what she wants and is unapologetic about getting it – then we want to welcome you to That’s So Perfect!
TSP exists to help women be healthy, fit, confident, beautiful, sexy and vibrant. We’re leading a midlife revolution by removing the stigmatism around aging and cutting through all the noise surrounding menopause and other midlife concerns. We’re teaching women to stop apologizing for wanting to be the best version of themselves, and to have the best tools, resources and care available to them.
Lori Parsons, TSP Founder
That’s So Perfect offers coaching, products, services and educational content tailored to midlife-specific concerns about health and wellness. Our mission is to provide you with easy-to-understand, practical and trustworthy content on midlife topics such as fitness, nutrition, menopause symptoms and treatment options, beauty, aging and lifestyle. We strive to share the latest in industry-best and / or evidence-based innovations. We want to arm you with knowledge so you can be the best version of yourself. Our staff’s certifications include ISSA personal training, ISSA nutrition coaching and GGC menopause health coach specialist.
At That’s So Perfect, our beliefs serve as our North Star, forever guiding our decisions, products services and commitment to you:
- We believe women have the right to be fit, feral and fabulous, or any other version of themselves that they choose – without judgement or punishment.
- We reject the notion that one size fits all. Being healthy, fit and strong includes all shapes, sizes, ages, races, and ability levels.
- We believe women should have access to the latest science, treatment, healthcare teams and educational tools so they can be confident advocates for their own health and wellness. This includes the space and legal right to make their own decisions about their lives and bodies — the way they look, the way they feel, the way they perform, the lifestyle they choose to lead and the treatments they choose to receive.
- We believe each woman adds value to this world in her own unique way, and not one ounce of that value should ever be defined by the number on the scale or the barbell.
- We believe women’s health issues are not just limited to exercise or menopause. Ageism, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, and classism are global women’s health issues.
- We believe there’s strength in numbers – as in the number of women our community. We strive to collaborate with and / or provide you with access women’s health M.D.s and Ph.D.s, certified personal trainers, nutrition coaches, wellness specialists, menopause specialists, pelvic health specialists, university researchers, psychologists and therapists, nurse practitioners, everyday women with shared interests to our own and more – in an effort to empower the TSP community and provide you with reliable, trustworthy, evidence-backed insights, products and services related to midlife women’s health, wellness and lifestyle.
At That’s So Perfect we value community. The more varied, the better. This is a judgement-free and harassment-free zone. It is a safe space in which you can be unapologetically you. Our community consists of a network of women who respect each other’s uniqueness and are determined to empower one another. We celebrate each other’s accomplishments and strive to share everything we’ve learned so we can make the journey a little easier for all women. The discussion topics you’ll find here are as varied as the faces, hearts and minds of our community. If it’s relevant to this midlife phase of our lives, we want to shine a light on it. We encourage you to browse our blog and socials, and we hope you’ll engage with us.
We’re so excited to share this journey with you and we appreciate your trust in the TSP team as well as our growing community. Welcome to your very own midlife revolution!
Cheers,
The Team at That’s So Perfect
P.S. If you’re reading the About TSP page, we’re guessing you’re new to our community. WELCOME! [clinks margarita glasses] We should warn you now that sarcastic humor is the only humor we know. Having said that…..my dearest Queen – if you want to get a face-lift and a boob job, or if you’re single and want to date the cabana boy (of legal age) then we will be your biggest cheerleader. You be you, no judgement here. Remember, TSP’s motto is “You should always be unapologetically you.”
A girl should be two things: how and what she wants.
Coco Chanel